1. It has windows
2. It has a garden (which you planted flowers on)
3. It has a bed (that your boss brought in so you can pull “all-nighters”)
4. You can walk around barefoot (or sock-slide around)
5. Everyone has brought in their own tsinelas.
6. Your bosses tend to switch to pambahay once 8PM starts
7. You can smell your neighbor’s cooking
8. Everyone outside walks around in shorts and slippers
9. You catch your neighbor doing laundry outside
10. You can comfortably poop in the bathroom.